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November 4th, 2018
Your Next ID Cartoon Caption Contest — Yearning for Your Submission
The nice people who write our hospital’s newsletter interviewed me recently about this blog, and we covered a whole lot of territory.
How it got started … inspirations … popular posts … fax machines … why an ID doctor from Mexico asked me about my dog Louie.
There was, however, a grave omission — nowhere in this otherwise comprehensive review of highlights did I mention our ID Cartoon Caption Contests.
Appalling, I know — especially since these are easily the most commented-upon posts in the 10-plus year history of this thing. If you add up posted comments here and on Twitter, we must have something like a gazillion so far.
A collaboration with my sister Anne, these contests are the product of a now- patented creative process, which goes something like this (all by email/texting):
Me: Hey, Anne. How about we do another cartoon?
Anne: Sure! Any ideas?
Me: Let’s do one that shows a doctor examining a patient with a highly obvious abnormality — something so absurd you can’t miss it.
Anne: How’s this?
Me: Yikes. Too scary.
Anne: How about this? Or this?
Me: I’m partial to dogs [OBVIOUSLY] — but dolphin man might be better.
Anne: Really? How bout getting rid of the animals altogether? Take a look at this.
Me: Perfect! Umbrella head!
Anne: Wonder how your brilliant readers will come up with an ID-themed caption.
Me: They’ll think of something.
Here, then, without further ado, is the latest cartoon, desperate for your clever caption. You’ll see it’s a common cartoon theme, but with a medical twist. And just in time for the cold weather.
As always, write your proposed caption in the comments section, or post it on my Twitter feed. Have fun, and be safe out there!
And given the obvious inspiration for this whole exercise, here’s a highly relevant video.
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Sorry, no available beds for admission
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1)
I’m sorry, your insurance does not cover visits that are out of continent.
2)
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Haha. Great one!
Sorry for the wait.
Any travel exposures?
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We want to make sure all of our patients are comfortable during the examination.
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May I ask how you found us?
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Now this is what I call medical tourism
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Despite being on his honeymoon, Dr. Smith found it difficult to fully disconnect from his work
the good news is you won’t be needing those travel vaccines.
I should probably stop prescribing voriconazole
I’m thinking now that it may be better not to consider your symptoms in isolation.
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You need more Vitamin D…
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Dang…computer froze on me again
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Perhaps we should cut back on the lasix
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( Chlamydophyla psittaci is a cocci gram- immobile intracellular strict -like the little dots in sweater’s woman and the meaning of chlamydophyla is love to be hide )
So, I guess the Depends didn’t work. How about Myrbetriq?
Yes, this is an adequate sample size for our research.
I know what the Internet says, but Lyme disease is not endemic here.
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Tropical medicine is not about coconut oil and sun baths to cure your middle age crisis